Wendy, you’ve aged: notes on expat nostalgia

¡Karlita got her Spotify account back! My life partner was using cabecita_loca’s account and considerably fucking up the discover weekly and suggested music playlists. I was planning to break up with him on Spotify, but he anticipated my motives by creating his own account. GD! So it’s taken me months to wipe clean his music … More Wendy, you’ve aged: notes on expat nostalgia

¡Menudo pelotazo llevas, colega! Almost all the ways you can say “I’m drunk” in Castillian Spanish

I heard once that the most recognized word around the entire world is: COCA-COLA. Naw dawg, I can’t get down with that. Unless of course you mix in that typical Spanish, red elixir. The velvety red liquid that comes in a recycled 5-liter, plastic water jug. You know (I know you don’t, so pay close … More ¡Menudo pelotazo llevas, colega! Almost all the ways you can say “I’m drunk” in Castillian Spanish